Calvert County Fair Idol. Omg. Should I do it? First place winner gets a thousand buckaroos. God knows we need the moolah. Yesterday I had to sell Tessa just so I could buy some toilet paper and deodorant. And trust me, people- it's so hot here, you do NOT want me to be without deodorant. Entry deadline is Tuesday, Sept. 7th. So, should I audition? Circle yes or no. If you circle "no", I promise I won't hide in the bathroom stall and cry.